*ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR PRESIDENT*

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/12/2016 at 13:22 • Filed to: None

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Some busybody shitposter is trying to tell me that I have to “step down”. Well guess what, I’M NOT GONNA, AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. Back to regularly scheduled posting.

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 13:25

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Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro 05/12/2016 at 13:26

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You keep posting that like I care or it holds literally any weight at all.

RallyWrench > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 13:31

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Wait, wait... are you actually Dilma Rousseff? I’m seeing some odd parallels between this and news out of Brazil.

extraspecialbitter > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 13:34

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You tell em, prez.

StingrayJake > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 13:47

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Kind of like your election.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 13:48

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i will forget about your cheating if..and only if you buy me that glazed donut burger

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/12/2016 at 13:49

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I don't know what cheating you're talking about, but dude, I've literally offered exactly that before.

Ike > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 13:55

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Im still wondering how I got stuck with the ambassadorship to Norway, they don't even make cars! Who wants me out of the way prez? WHO!?

Your boy, BJR > Ike 05/12/2016 at 14:02

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Hondabro did that. I could easily make you ambassador to Italy, complete with Gulia company car, but he said no.

Ike > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 14:14

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That's fine My parents pulled my Italian citizenship when I was drafted, I'm honestly not sure if I'm allowed back in Italy or not

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 14:22

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I’m watching you...but dinner at 6?

Your boy, BJR > Ike 05/12/2016 at 14:23

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Don’t worry. I got deals with people there that’ll let you back in (not the government, but y’know....)

Teflexing > TheHondaBro 05/12/2016 at 15:39

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Where is our House of Oppo Representative? Hopefully they can do something.

Tapas > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 20:54

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Build a wall around him, like Trump did with his food.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Your boy, BJR 05/12/2016 at 21:42

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Considering that any real power on Oppo is held by a few appointed individuals, the idea that we are a democracy and could hold a legitimate election is absurd. We’re neither a democracy or a republic...the reality is that Oppo is a religious oligarchy.

Except religion isn't involved, so we're actually a sacrilegious oligarchy.